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Rectum Damn Near Killed Em Gift Pack

Rectum Damn Near Killed Em Gift Pack

$44.99 - $44.99
$44.99
$44.99 - $44.99
$44.99
One day, Petey walked into school and told his teacher his uncle Earl had “burnt his ass up” eating super spicy Pepper Palace hot sauces. “Rectum”, corrected his teacher. “Wrecked ‘em? Damn near killed ‘em!” replied Petey. And thus, the Rectum Damn Near Kill Em Hot Sauce Gift Pack was born. We combined four of our favorite hot sauces charged with hilarious names and priceless imagery to create one of our most beloved hot sauce gift packs. This funny gift will be the butt of the joke and keep your dad, uncle, husband, and any other worthy gift recipient doubled over in laughter for a gluteal good time.
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